WORDS WOMEN USE

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WORDS WOMEN USE

WORDS WOMEN USE



FINE



this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.



FIVE MINUTES



If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only

five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the

game before helping around the house.



NOTHING



This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end

in "Fine"



GO AHEAD



This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



LOUD SIGH



This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot

and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with

you over "Nothing"



THAT'S OKAY



This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



THANKS



A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're

welcome.



Send this warning to the men you know to help them avoid, and deal with

future arguments if they remember the terminology!



And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!



Oh, and before we forget ?



"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!!!!!!!

Comments

[Tripping Yullie]

по этому поводу могу только переслать (или не стоит?) мою вчерашнюю переписку с ухажером. по всем правилам Nothing

закончила я действительно Whatever. он старается на расстояние удара не подходить

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SweetJulico

Или не стоит